Okay… I just ended up watching this Hakuouki event…

„,And I am choking, dear lord, these ossan!! In the game corner, they try and guess which one from 4 pictures of food was the one Toriumi had for lunch, and good heavens, all their double entendres on this sausage, especially Yusa and Miki XDDD

Some goes somewhere along these lines:

Miki: So does white stuff come— I mean, mayonnaise, did you put mayonnaise on your sausage?

Yusa: Just where did you take that photo of your sausage? Is that on top of the bed sheets?

Toriumi: Yes, it is on top of the sheets!

Yusa: Well, sausages are meant to be eaten on top of the sheets after all~!

OSSAN WHY WHY WHY I AM DYINGGGG

(出典: paranoid-rhythm)