1-enoch:

last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

(出典： beautifulhorsemeat)

10knotes:

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prancing-pies:

So my prom was masquerade themed

It was Justin’s idea.

beheadedkaworu:

introducing your mom to your boyfriend for the first time

homostacious:

don’t do drugs. (◡‿◡✿)

do me instead (☉‿☉✿)

(出典： kawaiisempai)

tombol-r:

girl u make my

shinigamidad:

this is getting out of hand

(出典： 568956)

carcinodeux:

mos—dope:

-obliqueperfection-:

f-reedrift:

feeling—weightless:

toxicomanies1025:

Make a fist and put it in the center, the dots go faster! If you twist your fist, they go EVEN FASTER. And if you cover the outer edges, it goes slower. Dude, I’ve been sitting here playing with this and laughing like an idiot for like ten minutes.

this^^^

I feel like Superman

FOREVER CRYING

THIS IS TRANSPARENT TOO

FOREVER CRYING

OMFG

THERE GOES THE NEXT HOUR OF MY LIFE

starkywarky:

starkywarky:

what if you were walking down the street and a piece of paper hit you in the face and you were really pissed but then you pulled it off it was a really explicit picture of your otp having at each other and you just looked up at the sky and cried because there is a god

my first successful text post

never forget

(出典： getsby)

asylumofoswinoswald:

tardis-goes-vworpp:

dumpsterfetus:

vulgar-grandma:

i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on

 #someone photoshop matt smith’s face on there please

i’m so sorry how do u even edit a gif

forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

viserystargeryen:

viserystargeryen:

my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong

so, naturally

sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED