1|1066 »

child-of-thanatos:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

image

(出典: chekhov)

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

(出典: stupidfuckingquestions)

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

inthepersuitoflaughter:

In case you were having a bad day…..

tastefullyoffensive:

Jealous Husky [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Jealous Husky [x]

(出典: caffeinegalore)

beccasmash:

captcrieff:

Things I would buy if I had money, Bee Edition: 

Hey mklutz

dannysexbangshair:

when you finalLY BEAT THAT ONE BOSS yOU ABSOLUTELY HATEimage

「 Akira/Motomi 」

(出典: sasukeismynigguh)

rasaleane:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

By slowly being broken down by society until she became the very thing she spoke against, just like what happens to 75% of people in general as they get older.

computerwar:

simonjadis:

loudmouthed:

what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you $1

image

image

coelasquid:

Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”